🍻 You Deserve Better Than a Beer Regret Hangover

We made a patch that gives a damn about your tomorrow. Try it for free. Just cover shipping. It’s like a best friend for your liver — minus the judgment.

Drink Like an Adult. Recover Like a Genius.

Pulsar 1000 is a 2-pack sample of our vitamin-packed patch designed to keep beer night fun — and the next morning bearable. It’s discreet. It’s legit. It works while you’re sippin’ IPAs and making bad decisions.

• ✅ Slaps on in seconds
• ✅ No caffeine, no sugar, no weird crap
• ✅ Actually helps (no, really)
• ✅ Created by people who also get a little carried away with “just one more”

Wait... Why the Hell Is It Free?

Because we’re not dumb — we know once you try it, you’ll be back. Pulsar 1000 is our free sample run. No subscription traps. No BS. Just a “hey, check this out” gift from your future, better-rested self.

Stuff That’s In It (And Why You Should Care)

• 🧪 Glutathione – Your liver’s ride-or-die
• 🛡️ NAC – Helps your body break down booze faster than your ex broke your heart
• 🌿 No caffeine. No sugar. No bullshit.

People Are Kinda Obsessed

“Used it at a beer fest. Woke up feeling... normal. What sorcery is this?”

“Did a 4-stop brewery crawl. No Advil needed. Felt like I won something.”

“Didn’t even mean to like this. But here I am. Fully converted.”

Got Questions? Chill, We Got You.

• Is it really free?
  Yep. Just pay $2.50 shipping. That’s cheaper than a gas station coffee.
• When do I slap it on?
  Before your first drink. Or when the beer menu starts looking sexy.
• Will I still get drunk?
  Absolutely. This patch isn’t a buzzkill — it’s a “tomorrow helper.”
• Can I buy more?
  Yeah, and we’ll probably slide you a discount for being smart enough to try it.