PATCH ME UP

Get 2 Pulsar Patches for just $2.50 β€” no BS, no hangovers, no regrets.

Pulsar Patch Trial Pack

For the real ones β€” the happy hour that turned into midnight tacos, the "just one drink" that became six, or the wine night that got way too honest.

Pulsar Patch isn't some party gimmick. It's your go-to recovery ritual when you want to wake up sharp… not like a microwaved version of yourself.

πŸ’₯ What You Get:

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2x Pulsar Patches

Retail Value: $10.20 - You save $7.70!

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Science-Backed Formula

NAC & Glutathione - the liver's best friends

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Clean & Discreet

Sugar-free, no pills or powders

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Just Cover Shipping

$2.50 shipping - we've got the rest

πŸ™Œ How It Works:

Peel. Stick. Live your life.
Apply 30 minutes before your first drink and let the patch do the work while you enjoy the night. Wake up ready β€” not wrecked.

πŸ“£ What Real People Are Saying:

Customer Testimonial

They work SO well. Took them to a beer fest in Miami β€” gave them to friends, they loved 'em.

β€” Bartender, Chupacabra Taproom

Customer Testimonial Screenshot

I've shared your page because they really work. I'm bringing more on my next trip.

β€” Verified Customer

🎯 Ready to Feel Human Again?

You'll get two single-use Pulsar Patches shipped straight from our HQ in Phoenix.

One for your next night out. One for your friend (or your next bad decision).

YES β€” I WANT TO FEEL HUMAN TOMORROW
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Includes 2 patches. Just $2.50. Ships from Phoenix. Your liver will thank you.

βž• Want more later? You'll get an exclusive deal to upgrade after your trial β€” but try it first, no pressure.